Uploads by AskMenVIDEO: The Onion Fools China, Colonizing Mars, UN-Controlled Internet

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The Onion Fools China, Colonizing Mars, UN-Controlled Internet Nov 28th 2012, 17:39 The Onion Fools China, Colonizing Mars, UN-Controlled Internet On today's Brief, Kim Jong-Un becomes the sexiest man in China, Elon Musk pitches a plan to colonize Mars and several countries push for the UN to regulate the interwebs. First up, China is notorious for its attempts to control access to the internet with its aggressive firewall. The problem with segregated access like that is you create a bubble for yourself and when a satirical site like The Onion names Kim Jong-Un the Sexiest Man Alive, you have no idea that it's a joke. Seriously, China's Communist Party newspaper The People's Daily ran a 55-page photo spread of the North Korean leader to celebrate his fake honor. They also quoted the article which praised Jong-Un's "devastatingly handsome, round face, his boyish charm, and his strong, sturdy frame." I guess that's what passes for sexy in the People's Republic. Either way, the People's Daily isn't commenting on their error, probably because they're too busy trying to convince everyone that the pudgy dictator truly is the World's Sexiest lunatic tyrant. ti.me Next up, we all know that as a technology becomes more prevalent, its costs go down. So all you adventurous explorers out there can look forward to going to Mars for the low, low price of half a million dollars. That's what SpaceX pioneer Elon Musk is promising as he makes plans to colonize Mars. During a talk at the Royal Aeronautical Society in London, Musk proposed sending 80000 people to the Red Planet to build a city-sized settlement. For half a million <b>...</b> From: AskMenVIDEO Views: 9 1 ratings Time: 02:52 More in Shows

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